What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:10

Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Sleep Quality Shapes Jealousy in Insecure Relationships - Neuroscience News
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
BYD unleashes an EV industry reckoning that alarms Beijing - Fortune
Just Forget it!
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Trump is forcing this dirty, costly coal plant to stay open - The Washington Post
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
How can reading fiction be turned from escapism into personal growth?
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nonreciprocal light speed control achieved using cavity magnonics device - Phys.org
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Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
China Housing Demand to Stay at 75% Below Peak, Goldman Says - Bloomberg
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Europe tiptoes through NATO summit as Trump lands and Iran looms - politico.eu
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives