What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Sleep Quality Shapes Jealousy in Insecure Relationships - Neuroscience News

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Rest in Peace Fred Smith, Founder of FedEx (and Maybe the Luckiest Entrepreneur of All Time) - Inc.com

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

BYD unleashes an EV industry reckoning that alarms Beijing - Fortune

Just Forget it!

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Trump is forcing this dirty, costly coal plant to stay open - The Washington Post

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

How can reading fiction be turned from escapism into personal growth?

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

16 billion passwords leaked across Apple, Google, more: What to know and how to protect yourself - ZDNet

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nonreciprocal light speed control achieved using cavity magnonics device - Phys.org

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

China Housing Demand to Stay at 75% Below Peak, Goldman Says - Bloomberg

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Europe tiptoes through NATO summit as Trump lands and Iran looms - politico.eu

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What do you think are the real reasons Matt Gaetz just withdrew his name for Attorney General in the upcoming Trump administration?

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives